Subjects of her
majesties government in Northern Ireland awoke this morning to
find the country’s political boundaries had disappeared completely. Authorities
announced today that a devastating gerrymandering blunder had left NI
devoid of any electoral boundaries and worse still national borders.
First
Minister Peter Robinson stated investigations are ongoing into this matter but
felt that this was just a simple clerical error in the unionists office that
happened while redrawing the provinces already excessively manipulated
electoral districts.
David
Cameron in a short press release said he sympathised with people that had
become erroneously disenfranchised from the mainland. As of now we
have no way of indicating where one location ends and another begins. He
stated he would have to discuss the matter further with his Irish Counterpart.
He was unsure wither this would be from the North or the South due to the
ongoing confusion. However, he could see a number of fudged solutions on the
horizon.
He
mentioned the possibility of nationalist’s politicians sitting in the Irish
parliament. If unionists supported the present government they would be allowed
to sit in Westminster and if not, he would consider the possibility of allowing
them to sit in the Scottish Parliament.
Gerry
Adams claimed Northern Ireland had been disappeared and that Robinson and
Cameron should be tried for Genocide.
Enda Kenny said Northern Ireland had vanished from his
agenda a long time ago but that his relationship with David Cameron was
excellent and if he could, he would give David a leg out on this matter
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