Banking Wehrmacht moving in on Greece

Breaking news... Banking Wehrmacht moving in on Greece...................

In a statement from the Reichstag  Dr. Strangelove Wolfgang Schaeuble German Finance Minister said to his Greek counterparts, I forbid, I forbid,  you, to propose new plans against our insane austerity policy. You must understand  -"Europe is about, more than money and the economy," It is  first and foremost about Germany and our European expansionist plans, "so stop complaining you silly Greeks."  - you have insulted us over war reparations and we are not going to stand for it

You people cannot pay, we know and understand that you cannot pay -  but you  Greeks have to abide by your commitments, full stop: “There’s no arguing with us, about this and, what’s more, we really don’t give a shite about you.” soon you will feel my jackboot up your a...

In a responce Greek Labour Minister Panos Skourletis stated "Every time Greece goes to find a solution, they come and tell you, 'Bring some pensioners so that we can execute them,'

Late this evening Dr. Schauble  at the behest of Global Capitalists ordered a Blitzkrieg by the Banking Wehrmacht in conjunction with IMF, ECB, to smash Greece into submission. Once the  takeover  is complete the Germans have made a decision to nationalise the region. Each blond haired, blue blooded German citizen will be allocated a free holiday plot on the coastline.  All Greek citizens except the 1% with capital will be deported to Global capitalist industrial hotspots to be used as cheap labour. The region will be administered by Reichstag Enterprises (Worldwide) plc. The film rights of this stunning achievement have been sold to Lagarde -Goebbels productions.The movie will be directed by Goldi Sucks.  Angela Merkel has been allocated the Greek island of Lesbos. As a gesture of solidarity with the long suffering gay/lesbian sex movement she has offered to pay for the Island in old East German Marks. It is understood Fifi Lagarde intends to visit Angela on the Island of Lesbos. In the meantime Ms. Lagarde in a message to the Irish Republic said they need to take urgent action to reduce the national debt. She suggest this can easily be achieved by privatisation and deep pruning of all welfare benefits right across the board and that ultimately all state support of the individual should be done away with. The Irish Minister of Finance fully endorsed the views of Ms.Lagarde and stated he did not wish to see Ireland clubbed to death in a way similar to that of Greece

Final word to Wolfgang Schaeuble: - Now you have learned what true fiscal union means -  you foolish greece balls