In a Beacon
Hospital sponsored experiment called “Linda Penny” scientists in UCD have
cloned the brains of sitting FG/FF TD’s from Mayo, Cork and Dublin. This
achievement they hope will eventually fix restive social neurological disorders
such as non compliance to the defined social norm as set out by the department
of justice under the guidance of the troika and other well qualified institutions
such as Goldman Sachs, the CIA, the World Trade Organisation and the IMF.
Scientist claim the insights from this ongoing research are quite remarkable and give valuable insights to the capabilities of sitting FF/FG TD’S. They found that the development of the thought process in these subjects was rigidly restrained and that lateral and forward thinking
was virtually nonexistent. However on the other hand the findings highlighted that these individuals had a high regard for their egos and self interest and by and large acted on the spur of the moment. It was stated that they were quite close to cloning an evolutionary successor to Enda Kenny
In addition, they hope this research will lead to cures for more serious brain disorders and that ultimately it will bring relief and happiness to protesters, malingerers and psychotic TD’s like Catherine Murphy, Clare Daly, Mick Wallace, Boyd-Barrett, Paul Murphy, etc
The Minister for health thanked the Beacon Hospital for sponsorship of this research and stated that the results very much concurred with his own thoughts.
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