The Bankers Story - Disney Fitzfiddle

The capital of Rotten Island  was an ancient and revered city. However, in keeping with the wealth and affluence of the times the city councillors renamed the city “Wonderland.”Somewhere between Never Neverland (North side”) and the inner sanctum of Wonderland there is a sector called” Forever Wonderland’.” This neighbourhood is the financial heart of the nation. In this district, lived a wealthy young banker. His notable attributes were a craving for attention, a bad memory, and a chequered career. He treasured the radiance of other inducements and was a frequent visitor to Feckerland the area of dance, revelry, alcohol, and Chateaubriand. Parochially, friends and acquaintances, knew him as “Disney” Fitzfiddle.

Men did travel across the length and breadth of the land to win the friendship of “Disney.” He loved a good story from waiting recipients of fiscal credits, borrowers, whose habitual wrongdoing he totally ignored. In his own words, he stated, I was big. Some came and said “Disney” can you lend me 100 million quid, and I’d say. Sure, no problem at all, we can do it without recourse to Peter and Paul for you know I am a man who can lend without rancour. Let us go for a ride in the Bentley and lunch at the “Incidentally” and later tarry awhile in Dick Gently’s (a well-known brothel).

Alas, the good days, now I am but the evil pantomime villain, who only borrowed a handy hundred million. Look at who elevated me, aren't we all cronies of the Dons of the Feeling Smallers. Why did you know? I even had the occasional game of golf, with the nation’s then esteemed Boss, the great incompetent Mr. Buttocks, the pillar of lies and goodbyes.

Agreed, I may have moved a few loans around a bit, temporarily mislaid them, perhaps duped an auditor or two. Had an odd incriminating letter gone missing here and there?  Aha, but my God, me self and “The Little Drummer Boy” good times we had. Now they say I am bankrupt with only three million quid to live on. Understand lads; for me, the attraction was the crack of the fiscal flimflam. Never mind we can bank on ‘Sinister House’ to direct the department of “Fiscal Make Believe” to clear up this Disney quicksand No, no regrets, sure was the problem not global, in all sincerity nothing to do with me.

And now,and now, the friends that were,  need a scapegoat, mother of Jesus, the shite I have to put up with. Well we will have our days in court and I will of course be found not guilty

Is Enda Kenny’s Mental Health Destitute of Compassion?

In my opinion yes, ok I am not a shrink  but all the evidence would seem to point in that direction

No sympathy for the homeless

No solution for those with mortgage problems

No compassion for the sick and the dying

No empathy with the unemployed

No concern over education standards

No principles

No integrity

No honour

These are the interests of Enda Kenny

Supporting Bankers, Manufacturers, Globalists Fanatics, Neoliberals.   Side Stepping Responsibility, Controlling the Police/ Judiciary, Giving Support to the Fascist Factions of the EU and  Anti- Democratic Media Outlets. Holding onto Power at Any Cost, His Pension and of course a passion for Blue Shirts

Feel free to add to the above list

By now I hope you will have come to the conclusion that something is radically wrong.

A New Ireland Rising

The Major Achievements of Irish Water

(1)How to piss off an entire population with little or no effort
(2) How to send out incorrect bills to virtually everyone in the nation
(3)How to blame everyone else but itself for failings to meet any targets
(4) management who are at sea and have no idea in what direction they are headed, despite the fact they are meant to be water experts.

Just Imagine

We have laws to protect all in sundry but we don’t appear to have any laws to send crooked bankers, criminal businessmen and dodgy politicians to jail. I wonder why?

Just imagine a little old lady can be sent to jail for not paying her TV licence whilst on the other hand you Johnny Citizen must pick up the tab for reckless speculators and bankers who never had the collateral to cover their debts in the first place.

 Just imagine these very same bankrupt individuals continue to hire the most expensive lawyers, dine in the finest restaurants whilst they wait for NAMA to sell them back their old properties at a large discount which of course you will Mr.Citizen will have to pay for the write down cost.

Just Imagine when these people go broke, yet, once again,  you will still be expected to cover the cost.

Just imagine this cycle may be neverending.

Just imagine what sort of country would allow a carry on such as this.

Just imagine that all of this is almost unbelievable
But its true
 

The Opinions of Opinionated Morons on Greece

Sigmar Gabriel chairman of the Social Democratic Party of Germany:-

“Greece must present a new offer that goes beyond its previous proposals if it wants to remain in the euro”.

It appears the German side remains rigidly fixed in terms of attitude- The intelligence factor here equates to a thief trying to rob a bank with no money.

Martin Schulz” German politician and President of the European Parliament

 Schulz calls for the elected Syriza government to be replaced by “technocrat” rule until stability is restored - In other words democracy is irrelevant and must be shoved aside to solve this problem

Dutch Prime Minister Mark Rutte said Greece must accept deep reforms if it wants to remain in the euro - Which equates to death by financial asphyxiation - What next final solution camps 

What will the next moron say - Maybe elections undermine the freedom of the people!!!

The Tale of Joan Burton

There once was a  young socialist named Joan,
Whose face did look a like a Sierra Leone,
She spoke lots of shite
And shat lots of words.
Until no one could not tell the difference between a moan and a groan